My instinct is to say, 'You have to read it to find out how it ends.'
I think I've found a way to do both:
|Act One: Ondine lives in the Eastern European country of Brugel.|
She works at her family pub.
Her pet ferret, Shambles, begins talking with a Scottish accent.
|Act Two: Shambles is no ordinary ferret. |
He's really Hamish McPhee, and a witch cursed him a good one.
|Act Three: Ondine falls madly in love with Hamish |
and will do anything to break the spell for good.
|Act Four: They travel back in time and are eaten by dinosaurs.|