My instinct is to say, 'You have to read it to find out how it ends.'
I think I've found a way to do both:
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| Act One: Ondine lives in the Eastern European country of Brugel. She works at her family pub. Her pet ferret, Shambles, begins talking with a Scottish accent. |
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| Act Two: Shambles is no ordinary ferret. He's really Hamish McPhee, and a witch cursed him a good one. |
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| Act Three: Ondine falls madly in love with Hamish and will do anything to break the spell for good. |
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| Act Four: They travel back in time and are eaten by dinosaurs. |



